Things I Learned At Branson, Missouri

Posted: August 23, 2009 in Miscellaneous
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  • God has blessed America.  As every merchant with changeable letter signs apparently needs to remind everyone.
  • While God may have blessed America, He still has some love for the Confederacy.  At least based on what these very same merchants sell in their stores.
  • Ride The Ducks is more fun than one might think.
  • A “scenic” train ride is still pretty much just a train ride.  And it may not be that scenic either.
  • Sharted is a funny word.
  • Segways are an entertainment option that you can charge for in Branson.
  • Andy Williams is still alive.
  • Yakov Smirnoff is actually employed.
  • The fishing at Table Rock Lake is good even in August.
  • There is some darn good eatin’ to be had at Mickie’s in West Branson.
  • I like $1 stores.  Mind you, I don’t actually buy anything at these.  But the idea that everything in a store costs a dollar really appeals to me.
  • Branson’s most popular attraction?   Wal-Mart.

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