Basil Appears On Jimmy Kimmel Live! Talks Environmental Policy! Also Makes Offical Campaign Advertisement!

Posted: August 3, 2010 in Current Events, Politics
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Basil on Jimmy Kimmel Live:

So Basil is anti-cheap sausage, pro-everyone having a gun, pro-Lindsay Lohan living (unless she kills someone), pro-immunity for all state crimes, and pro-being governor of any state as long as they let him fix it!

Basil is also laying down some environmental policy for us:

Basil has an ethanol program!  Basil does not misspeak!  He just uses metaphors!  Hmm, an ethanol for cash for ex-criminals program?  Hey, I’m feeling you Basil.  You certainly can’t argue with free gas!  Holy crap, there are emissions in our dashboards?  Are our cars even safe to drive Basil?  I can’t wait to hear about your tail pipe policy!

But even better, here’s Basil’s official campaign ad:

He’s going to move the State Capitol to Chattanooga!  Apparently Nashville is just too dirty to keep it there.  This is just epic!



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