Basil Marceaux.com on Jimmy Kimmel Live:
So Basil Marceaux.com is anti-cheap sausage, pro-everyone having a gun, pro-Lindsay Lohan living (unless she kills someone), pro-immunity for all state crimes, and pro-being governor of any state as long as they let him fix it!
Basil Marceaux.com is also laying down some environmental policy for us:
Basil Marceaux.com has an ethanol program! Basil Marceaux.com does not misspeak! He just uses metaphors! Hmm, an ethanol for cash for ex-criminals program? Hey, I’m feeling you Basil. You certainly can’t argue with free gas! Holy crap, there are emissions in our dashboards? Are our cars even safe to drive Basil? I can’t wait to hear about your tail pipe policy!
But even better, here’s Basil Marceaux.com’s official campaign ad:
He’s going to move the State Capitol to Chattanooga! Apparently Nashville is just too dirty to keep it there. This is just epic!