Alarming Poll About President’s Obama Birthplace….Sigh, I’m Joining Jon Stewart, I Give Up!

Posted: August 5, 2010 in Current Events, Politics
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Jon Stewart had a segment on last night’s show which he called “I Give Up” covering the House’s inability to pass legislation for health care benefits for ill 9/11 rescue workers.  Really it is ridiculous.  But then I just saw a poll and I realize why we have idiots that can’t get anything done in Washington.  It’s because we are mostly  idiots!

CNN took a poll asking about President Obama’s birthplace.  Less than half of the total said he was definitely born in the United States.  Yes, that’s right, less than half.  42% to be exact.  Here, see for yourself:  CNN Poll

Good grief!  Now you may say that at least another 29% say he was probably born in the United States.  Nope, sorry.  Obama was born in the United States, there is no “probably” to it!  And a full 27% of responders at least think he was probably born outside of this country?  Really?  Really????  Has it come to the point that you have to aggressively debunk any crackpot theory produced with total disregard of the producer’s agenda?  Ooh, look, 41% of Republicans say that Obama probably was born outside of this country.  So this is what partisan politics has gotten us?

You know what?  Maybe they are right.  In fact, the birthers aren’t going far enough!  Barack Obama was born on Mars!  He’s a Martian.  No wonder he is so pro-alien, he literally is one.  Oh you don’t think he is a Martian?  Has Obama produced one piece of evidence that he is not a Martian?  That’s right, the answer is no!  I rest my case!

Even better, Barack Obama was never born.  Therefore he does not exist.  So logically he can’t be at least 35 years-old, can’t be a permanent resident of the United States, and certainly can’t be a natural-born citizen.  Obama should resign immediately due to his non-existence.  It’s the only thing he can do, given that he hasn’t produced any evidence that he was born.

I mean, if we are going to get crazy, let’s go all the way and get crazy! 🙂


  1. not a birther says:

    How is it you know this “Obama was born in the United States, there is no “probably” to it!” and Robert Gibbs doesn’t?

  2. gesvol says:

    What makes you think that Robert Gibbs doesn’t know? Assuming Obama does exist.

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