World’s (Not So) Funniest Blog 2010 In Review According To WordPress

Posted: January 2, 2011 in Miscellaneous
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WordPress generated this automatic post based on some stats from the website.  I figured I would go ahead and post it since it makes for an easy post and I’m ultimately very lazy!  Here are some of my thoughts:

  • The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads “wow”!  See, that means my blog is more awesomer than any other blog (a fact that I credit to my ability to just make up new words).  Huh?  What do you mean that it reads “wow” for all the blogs?  Next thing you are going to tell me is that it’s not even a real meter!   Uh, what?
  • So I got around 10,000 views during the year.  Wonder how many of those were from image searches and referral spam?  (Hint: a lot!)
  • Lot of people like them some Office Space and Wile E. Coyote.
  • So I know how many 747’s my views would take up.  But how many 747’s would my posts take up?  Images?  C’mon WordPress, I have a lot of 747 questions that you are not answering!  You expect me to do the math?  Remember the ultimately very lazy part?
  • Well I see by the “Related Articles” that are popping up that there are many, many other bloggers even lazier than me.  At least I added content to my “2010 in review” post, not just posted it as is.  See readers, I spent a whole 15 minutes of my time to create this scintillating material.  The winner is you!

All joking aside, I appreciate anyone who has ever taken their time to visit this sorry excuse for a blog for ANY reason!  I never imagined that a blog I created would even get 100 views, much less 10,000.  I can only hope that 2011 will bring better, more interesting posts.

And to get us off to a rip-roaring start toward that goal, here’s the WordPress auto-generated post (lol!):

The stats helper monkeys at WordPress.com mulled over how this blog did in 2010, and here’s a high level summary of its overall blog health:

Healthy blog!

The Blog-Health-o-Meter™ reads Wow.

Crunchy numbers

Featured image

A Boeing 747-400 passenger jet can hold 416 passengers. This blog was viewed about 10,000 times in 2010. That’s about 24 full 747s.

In 2010, there were 107 new posts, growing the total archive of this blog to 177 posts. There were 126 pictures uploaded, taking up a total of 21mb. That’s about 2 pictures per week.

The busiest day of the year was December 4th with 938 views. The most popular post that day was Why We Shouldn’t Jump To Conclusions.

Where did they come from?

The top referring sites in 2010 were politicalmonkey2010.wordpress.com, blogcatalog.com, en.wordpress.com, WordPress Dashboard, and laelfortunecookie.blogspot.com.

Some visitors came searching, mostly for wile e coyote, wiley coyote, jump to conclusions mat, jump to conclusions, and wile e. coyote.

Attractions in 2010

These are the posts and pages that got the most views in 2010.

1

Why We Shouldn’t Jump To Conclusions March 2010

2

Do McDonald’s Toys Make Kids Fat? June 2010
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3

Feature Story In Rolling Stone About Jefferson County, AL…Does This Mean Jefferson County Is Cool? April 2010

4

New Sarah Palin Commercial – A Game Changer? July 2010
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5

Drill, Baby, Drill!!!!!……..Oops!!!!!!!! May 2010

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