Yes! Dale Peterson Announces Candidancy For President Of The United States!

Posted: February 28, 2011 in Politics
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Oh, now business is going to pick up!  Alabama’s Dale Peterson has announced that he is running for President as a write-in candidate.  Who is Dale Peterson you may ask? He is a man you just this past year ran for state agriculture commissioner.  But you may know him from his campaign advertisements:

Naturally, after achieving a 3rd place finish in the Alabama agriculture commissioner Republican primary, the next obvious step in one’s political career is President of the United States!  He has yet to announce his platform, but unconfirmed sources state that his primary plank will be the promise to pass the “Get Away From That Sign Act”.  He is also expected to take strong positions in support of getting off his lawn and making it mandatory for children to walk to school uphill both ways barefoot in the snow.

I must admit, I do somewhat respect a man who can say, “To be honest, I don’t even know what I’m doing.”  And this, “I think if Mitt Romney and Donald Trump both run, they would suck all the hairspray out of America.”  Now that’s just funny!

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