Yeeehawww!!!!! Who doesn’t love a good old-fashioned witch hunt?!!!! Thank you Peter King of New York! Let’s get dem dadgum Mooslim turrists! Peter King says the hearings will be “fair” (which presumes that even having hearings that only focuses on one particular religion is fair in the first place). C’mon man! If you are going to do something, don’t do it half-assed! Do it right! I want to see torches. And stakes! Oh, oh, and don’t forget the stones! It’s been far too long since we have had a good stoning! You all know I’m right!
And you are so right Peter King, let’s focus on the Mooslims! We know that not all Mooslims are turrists, but all turrists are Mooslims. I mean, let’s just go through the list:
Nope, couldn’t find a single non-mooslim. Carry on Peter King. You are a real Murican hero! Yo Joe!!!!….er, I mean Peter!