“Birther” Movement Alive And Well In Alabama

Posted: December 18, 2011 in Current Events
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You may have thought when President Barack Obama released his long form birth certificate, that would have for all practical purposes ended the so-called “birther” movement in this country.  But this is Alabama.  We speak English.  We also apparently file stupid lawsuits.  A Birmingham man did just that when he filed a suit seeking to remove Obama from the Democratic primary ballot this past Friday.  The basis is of course the claim that Obama is not a natural-born citizen of this country and thus is ineligible to be President.  Sigh.

Dear nation, please do not judge this state based on our more intelligent deficient members.  I know things like this makes it easy to make fun of our state, but you have to believe me, we aren’t all this dumb.  It’s just that our idiots have a knack for finding attention.  This is but one fool.  I’m sure he means well.  He just can’t help himself.

Despite the “staggering evidence” (common sense not included, though I imagine a lot of ‘interwebs’ material will be) that this guy supposedly has, hopefully the court does not waste time with this.  Suppose we somehow shift into some alternate universe and Obama is found not to be a U.S. citizen.  You know what is going to happen if Obama is on the ballot in 2012 in this state.  He is going to lose!  I’ve been here long enough to know there is no way in blue hell that this state is going to vote Barack Obama over ANY Republican candidate.  I don’t think Obama will even step foot into this state campaigning.  Why bother?  Since this state (like almost all states) is a winner-take-all electoral vote system, Obama is going to get the exact number of electoral votes whether he campaigns here or not, whether he gets any votes or not, zero.  He may as well not even be on the ballot.  What damages would there be to this guy????

Now I am really being ridiculous here, but this is a pretty ridiculous issue!  This guy has nothing to fear, Obama will go down in flames in Alabama in 2012.  Heck, if the economy doesn’t turn around, Obama is going to have his hands full in ANY state!  So let’s use our limited resources on more serious issues, like chemtrails, reptoid lizard people, and the satanic, evil, phallic symbols at Denver International Airport and finding out why the heck aren’t these being asked about at the Republican debates?!!! 🙂



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